Egg Avalanche

This is yesterday's egg harvest. Aren't they beautiful? Seven eggs are from the pullets. The pale ones are the old hens' eggs. The pinkish one, which is smaller than the others, is probably a first egg.

Today there were fourteen! Oh, Lordy, what have we done? We have seven old hens, one of whom doesn't lay often, and twelve pullets who are bred to be very productive in the egg department. Not all of the pullets have started to lay, and already the refrigerator is full of eggs, although we eat lots of them and give dozens away at every opportunity.

I may have to sell a few of these ladies. (No, I will not start an egg route.)

Adios, Uno

Uno is a bundle of energy. She bites the backs of my legs in a misguided attempt to get me to play. She destroyed my Naot garden clogs and chewed up a big bag of potting soil. She's a rambunctious jumper. I suspect her lineage includes terrier, not beagle, judging from the way she shook an old T-shirt to death.

The real problem is that Uno must have been a house dog all her life. She seems afraid to be outside without us and jumps repeatedly against the front windows, desperate to be let in the house. She doesn't yet realize that dogs come into our house only in emergencies. Our dogs live outdoors and in the garage. As a special concession we have kept her in the entryway to our house. (That's how she got hold of my clogs.)

Here's what I think Uno needs: someone who wants a little dog to roughhouse with and who would enjoy playing ball with her. Someone who will share his/her bedroom with Uno and will not be mad if she chews up their slippers.

If you know of such a person, Uno will be waiting at the Lawrence Humane Society.

Welcome Uno!

We're a two-dog family again. This afternoon we took Annie to meet Uno at the Lawrence Humane Society. Uno, who has lived in a cage since February, was mostly interested in running free, following scents. Annie was mildly interested. We brought Uno home, stopping for a collar and leash on the way. She ate and drank ravenously, then ran around the garage smelling everything.

Uno is ensconced in the snake room with Annie as dog-sitter now. Dennis has taken her out twice without a leash and she comes back when he whistles. Annie seems to understand what is going on and is very patient, although she quickly taught Uno to stay out of her food bowl.


Best of all, perhaps, is that the Humane Society gave us a tennis ball toy that Uno loves to chase and, often, return to Dennis.

Oh, she is a brittany spaniel mix, two and a half years old. We're hoping the mix is beagle and that she will keep the rabbits out of our lettuce.

I know, we should change her name to Dos, but she already answers to Uno.

The End

Lately I've realized that many times when friends gather we talk about the various ways in which our bodies are failing us. Parkinson's, cancers, several forms of arthritis, heart defects. No one uses the D word, but it's the elephant in the room. These discussions remind me of a bit of doggerel I wrote five years ago.



While Watching The Progress of Hurricane Rita

Stalled on the tracks
Or caught in the eye,
Sooner or later,
We’re all gonna die.

Struck on the freeway
Or under the knife,
We’ll all have to bid
Fond farewell to this life.

Stabbed in the back
Or just lying in bed,
There’s no way around it;
We’ll all wind up dead.

We’re none of us ready,
And, God! we aspire
To live on forever,
To never expire.

But we’ll all bite the bullet.
We hope it won’t hurt,
And, sooner or later,
We’ll all turn to dirt.

June 22, 2005


Be of good cheer; we're heading to the light.

Garden Gifts

Last evening we visited Dick and Deb at their homestead, which sits in a bend of Washington Creek. Their garden is a wonder to behold. The vigor of the plants growing in rich bottom land is astonishing. Equally astonishing is the giant circle of 80 tomato plants of every kind -- orange, yellow, red, pink, and striped ranging from the tiniest cherry tomato to the giant brandywines. Deb gave us a grocery bag and generously invited us to pick as many as we wanted.


We couldn't begin to pick one of each variety, but this photo gives some sense of the range of choices.


Here at home, the shallot harvest is now safely stored for winter. Eight and a half pounds will certainly feed us all winter with enough left for next spring's planting. This year I let them dry thoroughly before braiding them together.


Aren't they the cat's meow?

Dog Days

The mercury has climbed close to 100 degrees, just as it did yesterday. Tomorrow will be the same. Cracks have appeared in the garden soil. Leaves are drooping and so are people. Annie has been allowed into the house.

Only the butterflies don't seem to care. I'm a lucky woman to sit by a window in a cool room, watching tiger swallowtails and fritillaries feeding on the fast-fading phlox.



Out by the old cold frame I can see the peach tree, bending its branches under the weight of ripening fruit. I planted this tree from a pit many years ago. Too close to the windbreak, it has struggled for space, and has surprised me this year by bearing. Oh, the peaches have blotches and blemishes and wasp stings, and they're small, but they are ours and I love them just for their existence.



Sitting on the back patio table is a flat of savoy cabbage and escarole seedlings. Caring for them, I picture myself putting on a sweater and going to the garden in October to cut a head of escarole for white bean and escarole stew.


What a nice dog day it has been, having time to read a good book, observe, and reflect.

Vicissitude in The Garden

There's one thing a Kansas gardener can count on for abundance - tomatoes. This photo was taken on July 31, 2007. We had been eating tomatoes for a couple of weeks, so this array is only part of what we had harvested. There are brandywine, Rutgers, Cherokee purple, and other varieties on the table.


Here is the total 2010 crop as of July 31, with the exception of the one tomato we have eaten. The larger tomatoes are an heirloom variety, Abraham Lincoln, and a volunteer - the obviously lobed ones. The romas, usually robust, are simply pitiful.



Tomatoes aren't performing well for anyone here this summer. One friend, whose husband is a highly successful gardener, said that he is pulling up his plants. A Farmer's Market vendor said she will have tomatoes to sell for only one more week. The tomato we bought from her was so tasteless we fed it to the chickens. No one knows why the crop is a near failure this year, but it has shaken our confidence.

Last year I canned 27 quarts of tomatoes. Now I wish I hadn't used them so freely.